Otterized Intrests

diggly:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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yourfavpunchesnazis:

yourfavpunchesnazis:

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you punch nazis!

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little-witch-1923:

witches-against-maps:

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demencia-hates-maps:

witches-against-maps:

witches-against-maps:

Not so friendly reminder Satan is anti map

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“Do not harm children” -Rule 9 of The eleven satanic rules of earth

Amazing how even the religion with the one of the worst reputations is anti MAP lmaoooooo

Right? Also rule 5 “Do not make sexual advances unless given consent”

For people who expressed interest

I am not a satanist so I can not provide in-depth knowledge but there are many branches/types of satanism. Here is the ones I know of.. I might get a few things wrong but as said before I don’t practice satanism.

The Church of Satan: The church of Satan belives in no deity except for that of yourself! You are your own god/goddess. You worship yourself in the form of self-love, self betterment, happiness, and pursuing knowledge. To name a few. This branch of satanism encourages sex, but sexual acts towards children or animals are considered sins. (This church was founded by the man who wrote the satanic bible)

The Satanic Temple: Above all this branch encourages benevolence and empathy as well as the embrace of common sense and justice. This group does not worship Satan as a deity but rather as a figure off rebellion. Recently you may have heard that the temple erected a statue of Baphomet on public property in Detroit because of the city building a statue of the 10 Commandments. They also held a “Pink Mass” at the funeral of Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ mother. Gay couples were welcomed to the pink mass and encouraged to publicly display affection and wish for Phelps’ mother to be “gay in the afterlife.”

Luciferianism: Luciferians are most concerned with the pursuit of knowledge. They worship Lucifer (mostly as a symbol but some as a deity) rather than Satan. To them he embodies self-determination and liberation from the slave mentality. Luciferians’ main goal is to help people “take responsibility for their own life and act as an individual moral agent, using the full potential of their own genius and thereby optimizing possibilities.”

Christian-based Duo Theism: This is a very small sect of Satanism that differs greatly from the rest. Theistic Satanists believe in the Christian bible… but in the war between Satan and the Lord, they’re on the side of Satan.

Why isn’t this being spread more often? This is so interesting and awesome

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nerdgasrnz:

There’s no heterosexual explanation for this

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creepsandcrawlers:

overfedvenison:

friendshipismax:

thebuttkingpost:

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

Nah man, humans are the coolest

It’s one thing to fight demons if you’re from a species that lives for hundreds of years, is tied to natural magic, and births the best archers on the planet. It’s another thing entirely to do the same when your species is known to be slightly-above-average at farming.

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

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Every Exorcism movie

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richwhore:

scottymouth:

Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–

Demon:

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This will never stop cracking me up

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geniushuri:

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Do y’all remember the 2006-2009 era of kids movies that were all about hidden fantasy and adventure and they all had the same vibes but wildly different stories? Cause I do.

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candiikismet:

myownwayismine:

fuckin-nerds:

sheseemsdowntoearth:

black-geek-supremacy:

hardstoplucas1:

When that one family member that you don’t know interrogates your life

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the ending!!!! I almost fucking choked!!!!

“WELL YOU LOOK LIKE WHOOPI GOLDBERG” BITCH

😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can this get out my face!

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